Evil Wish...

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:32 pm

Granted. The catch is you spend the rest of your penya on them and then you accidentally delete them.

I wish I could find a job that I wouldn't quit in the first week.

Admin Posts : 88 Join date : 2011-02-21

Granted! But your job is to clean up after old people's accidents...

I wish I was good at programming @_@

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Granted! But your incredibly honed programming skills overload every computer you work on and cause them to explode. Even if you're not programming! NO FLYFF FOR U!

I wish I was in an awesome, successful band.

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:50 pm

Granted. The catch is you're Justin Bieber.

I wish I could meet Koukla.

Posts : 19 Join date : 2011-03-18 Age : 31 Location : CA

Visa/Bice wrote:: Granted. The catch is you're Justin Bieber.

I wish I could meet Koukla.

Granted. But you can only do so from a distance,because Koukla is surrounded by boobie-traps.(See what i did there :3)

I wish i could play guitar :3

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Granted! But it's the only G string YOU'LL ever go near... EVER! Wink

I wish I had a personal chef.

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hahahaha wow that was harsh Kooky.

Granted, but the chef is a cyclops cyclops

who is only working for you so that he can make a Koukla stew in the middle of the night......WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING!!

I wish I had an awesome classic muscle car.

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GRANTED!

but your classic muscle car gets revved too much... which explodes in your face.

I wish for 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 perin and 500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000gpots.

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GRANTED!

but due to your wealth everyone in flyff out casts you as you buy everything and ruin the economy

cash shop prices rise to 60 bill gpots per 1 day azzey ticket forcing everyone to quit

you ruined flyff.

i wish i had friends.

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GRANTED! But all your friends are animals... (P.s. they don't speak English)

I wish Disturbed were in Aus RIGHT NOW so I can stalk them and get VIP passes to their concert OMG!

Posts : 8 Join date : 2011-02-26

GRANTED! but they give out VIP passes to everyone they see... so the VIP backstage will be jampacked of hobos.

I wish to play for brisbane roar xD

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Granted! But you stub your toe and can't play for the entire season.

I wish I was a cool pirate. pirat

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Granted! But as the story goes, you have one leg that's wooden and a metal hook as a hand. And because you're soooo cool, everyone girl AND BOY wants a piece of the Jason pirate. There's no running away while you're sailing. So what will it be? Ganked by gross pirates, OR DE PLANK?

I wish there was no such thing as war.

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Everybody can get some loving from the Jason Pirate.