Evil Wish...

Admin Posts : 88 Join date : 2011-02-21

Goes along the lines of this...:
I will start it off by saying a wish. Then the next person grants the wish, with an evil twist. E.g.
Person A: I wish I had a pet dog.
Person B: Granted! But it become psycho and eats your house.

It can be as silly and as cruel as you.. wish Wink

Anyone can join in and it follow on from the person who posted last. You Grant the wish, then wish something of your own!
ENJOY!

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I wish I had a wedding dress for Koukla

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Granted! But you must let Rick Astley take your hand in marriage! And dance to this song for eternity!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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I wish I had a home theater.

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Granted! But then your home theater literally becomes a theater so you have millions of people crashing your home.

I wish that my hair would grow faster!!

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:47 am

Granted! But then when it grows out long, you can never wash it again.

I wish I had unlimited music download.

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:48 am

Granted, But You have to Download only Polka music.

I wish I had an In game Pet

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Granted! But he picks up all the drops for himself! >:]

I wish we could SIEGE!

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:33 am

Granted. But we will always lose >.<

I wish I had wings that Worked! (Opus)

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Granted! But then hunters mistook you for an animal and shot you down.

I wish I was at a party dancing right now...!

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Granted! But the party is for senile, old men at a retirement home!

I wish I could teleport.

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:39 pm

Granted, But instead of moving your particles, it just cloned you in a different location. Then the one in the previous location had to be killed, but you in the new location could still feel the pain of the death.

I wish it was Spring so I could go back to work .

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:37 pm

Granted! But at work, the customers who come watch stink so bad you feel like vomiting.

I wish I could stop time so I have time to do a lot of things

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Granted! But you still grew older so you eventually died.

I wish I didn't have to work tonight!

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Granted! But you have double and night shifts tomorrow! Work 36 hours in 24 hours Wuhahahaha!

I wish I had another day off.

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Tue Feb 22, 2011 7:15 am

granted, But you must Spend it Changing Diapers!

I wish you were free Genie!

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Granted! But I eat all your cookies before I leave.

I wish I had ET to sit in my bike so I could fly to class.

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:41 am

Granted but ET takes you back on his ship to "probe" you.

I wish I was Goku so that I could pass time by turning into a super saiyan. (If you have watched Dragon Ball Z, when goku first turned into a super saiyan, it took at least a week for him to transform haha!!)

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:28 am

Fitch wrote:: I wish I was Goku so that I could pass time by turning into a super saiyan. (If you have watched Dragon Ball Z, when goku first turned into a super saiyan, it took at least a week for him to transform haha!

Did that not happen on Namek?

Also, Granted, But, You have a tail that cant be removed, thus you wind up killing hundreds of people on a lunar monthly basis.

I wish I get a good ride this year at work. Very Happy

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Granted!

But you have to share it with 5 others! And it's a small car!

I wish I could play the guitar like Slash.

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Granted! But you traded your hearing for the guitar abilities. (Oops Razz

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I wish I had a baked cheesecake to eat :3 om noms.

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Granted! But you must eat it off my body! Body shots ftw!...er...Body cake!

I wish my final tomorrow was easy peasy captain cheesy.

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Granted! But you still fail it... ;D

I wish I were a Mermaid. Nuff said.

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Lol jerk! xD

Wish Granted! Razz

But you aren't like the stereotypical mermaids. Your top half is fish and the bottom half is woman.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of orange juice.

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Granted! However, you still have to pay for it. For every bottle, it is impossible to get the last drops out. It is all delivered at once; therefore you are unable to fit it all in your fridge/freezer, and 99.5% of it goes bad after the first day. The smell of all the orange juice attracts ants and critters which infest your home. Because of some peculiar infection caused in the old orange juice, the critters go mad and begin knawing at your flesh. You nearly escape the residence, but at your front door your body gives out. You fall to the ground. At this time the critters seem to lose interest in you because you are no longer fighting back, or moving at all for that matter. So, you simply lay there, flesh ripped apart, and bleed til' death comes for you.

I wish it was never necessary to sleep.

Subject: Re: Evil Wish... Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:31 pm

GEEZUZ! It's Evil Wish, Not Morbid lol.

Granted. But ou still had to recharge like a borg on Star Trek

I still wish May would come sooner so I could go back to work :/

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(LMAO! I was like wowwww! What an essay! I almost want to check for spelling errors! xD)

Granted! But then you get fired after the first day.

I wish I could find these damn wedding shoes!! >:[